Facebook statuses (part 1 )

• Teacher: “Why didn't you complete your homework?” Student: “Oh Sorry, Kanye West didn't let me finish.”
  
• Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once :)
  
• Some girls are like commercials, you can`t believe a word they say :O
  
• The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it`s learning to love the person you found <3
  
• They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines. :D
  
• If you’re a hacker…
  
  Here’s my password ●●●●●●●●●●●●● :D
  
• If school isn`t a place to sleep then home isn`t a place to study. -_-
  
• Once you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you.
  
• The best conversations are those where you run out of time instead of running out of things to say to each other.